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Living lunch

At living lunch we assure you the freshest food you'll ever eat. *


    
10 + VAT
Moulting lizards

These delightful animals are especially succulent
  • Chewy
  • Packed with vitamins
Only 5 left in stock
Size: 10 cm long. Delivery by catapult. Cost: 10

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8.25 + VAT
Frogs

A Spring treat as the emerge from their Winter burrows
  • When fresh they'll add a spring to your step
  • Keep and enjoy fresh tadpoles
We recommend a glass of our pond water as an excellent accompaniment
Total weight: 10 g. Shipping: Within 24 hours. Cost: 8.25

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15.99 + VAT
Fresh kitten

For a melt in your mouth treat
  • Delightfully squirmy
  • Can also be used as a footwarmer
Can be bought in pairs for that romantic his and hers meal
Total weight: 1 kg. Shipping: Within 24 hours. Cost: 15.99

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* No animal was harmed in the making of this web page, tofu body doubles were used where necessary.

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